Sunday, September 20, 2009

Gregor the Dragon of Piece

Dragons and humans are set apart by one measly chromosome.

"Nonsensical!", says Dr. Thorton Huddle genetics professor at the University of Florida as well as the Longbridge Gentleman's School for Boys, "Its just preposterous to even believe this claim. Look at the beasts: reptiles with cloaca, and the ability to breath fire. Aside from the glaring physical discontinuites with the theory, their general temperament belies both behavioral and ecological diversities that separate the two species on fundamental levels".

And while many scientists still hold this view, many other have been exploiting it to find out more in the field.

There is currently a project in beta phase testing to make fire breathing humans, but results look spotty at best.

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