Stuffed in the Attic Next to the Free Trampolines

“All these fucking dvds!”
“What’s wrong with having dvds! Everyone’s got dvds! It’d be weird to not have a single dvd lying around the house. You'd have to be some old biddie or a serial killer not have dvds and I bet even they’re into preserving home movies!”
“Its not that you have dvds, David, its that you pile them everywhere! Its like you’re trying to create some sort of, I don’t know, some sort of monument. Some sort of towering mountainous monument to prove to everyone that comes through here that you don’t ‘just dabble in films’”.
“You know Borges said he couldn’t sleep unless he was surrounded by books”.
“Well you’re no Borges”.
“Of course not he was a writer and I’m a…”
“A what, David?”
“A Jew!”